Booty Call Collateral


cat stealing underwear

He’ll be back…

The idea of collateral is to hold on to a valuable owned by another person until they return something else, or until they pay their debt to you.

I have seen this concept utilized in way in which I like to call: Booty Call Collateral. 

Here are two examples. See if you can figure out the right and wrong ways to use the concept of collateral.

1. Giving the bartender your ID in exchange for the darts to play a game at the bar with your friends, Ensuring the bartender that you will bring back the darts.

Answer. This is the RIGHT way to use collateral. Because the darts belong to the bartender.

2. Hiding a necklace, hat or other miscellaneous article of your booty call when they leave in the morning, ensuring they will return for another round of sex.

Answer: This is the WRONG way to use collateral. Because their booty does not belong to you. 

underwear hoarding

Hmm..who shall I call tonight?

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