An ode to chocolate, my one true love that always loves me back no matter what.
(I don’t really know how to write an ode, so just bear with me while I do my best to honor my chocolate.)
O chocolate dark, rich and brown. Your velvety texture melts in my mouth and soothes my pain.
When I get dumped or no one is calling on the phone, you are there to comfort me.
When I am on the rag, riding the crimson wave, or having some nice ladies time,
Nothing and no one can tame the beast I have become.
I strip you from your packaging and feel your body break in half as you melt into my skin,
with one bite you turn me back into a sane, rational person that is ready to take on the world.
And this is what my chocolate said to me:
Chocolate that gives me a love poem? What could possibly make me feel better. Maybe this chocolate plus a glass of wine. Other than that, I couldn’t ask for anything more in life.
Note: I do realize this chocolate was made for lovers to give to each other and should make actually feel worse that I have given a chocolate love poem to myself. However, you might not want to mention this during those times I really need my chocolate love because you might get your head bitten off. Just sayin. 🙂