12 days of Online Dating

As a tribute to the upcoming holiday season and my recent online dating experiences, I would like to share my version of the 12 days of christmas…

The 12 Days of Online Dating

12 quiver matches

11 winking douchebags (“Hey sexy”)

10 awkward messages (“I like you”)

9 hours of profile stalking

8 google identity searches

7 times a chatting

6 requests to meet in person

5 days of paranoia

4 late night phone calls

3 creepy dates

2 nights of stalking

and an email change and a restraining order!

And, yes, this is coming from personal experience.

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